If You Wanted Me Cheerful
☕ Start Your Day With a Dose of Realness
For those of us who need two things to survive early mornings—caffeine and brutal honesty—the "If You Wanted Me Cheerful" Mug is the ultimate wake-up companion. Nothing sugar-coated or overly perky here. This mug gets straight to the point with bold, witty text that says exactly what we’re all thinking before that first lifesaving sip.
⚡ Bold Humor Meets Classic Design
Crafted with durable ceramic, this mug doesn’t just dish out sass—it’s built to last. The clean, classic design makes it versatile enough to sit proudly on any kitchen shelf, while the witty message instantly upgrades your coffee station’s personality. Whether you’re brewing your first cup at home or showing it off at work, this mug says what you can’t (or won’t) before nine a.m.
🧼 Practical, Everyday Toughness
Life's too short for high-maintenance mugs. That’s why the "If You Wanted Me Cheerful" Mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe—making it a low-fuss essential for your daily routine. Heat up your coffee with ease, or toss it in the dishwasher without worrying about fading prints or cracks. It’s designed for real life, just like its message.
🎯 Who Needs This Mug?
If you're the type who considers "Good morning!" a personal attack, this mug was basically custom-made for you. It’s the perfect gift for sarcastic souls, night owls forced into corporate daylight, and anyone who believes that true cheerfulness can only begin post-caffeine.