Therapy's Expensive
☕ Morning Realness, Served Hot
There’s nothing quite like starting your day with a brutally honest truth — and a solid cup of coffee. The Therapy’s Expensive Mug isn’t just a vessel for caffeine — it's a vibe. With its bold black lettering announcing, “Therapy’s Expensive,” this mug delivers that sip of wit your morning routine didn’t know it needed.
🎯 Design That Speaks Volumes
The design is refreshingly minimalist, but it packs a punch. Printed in bold, readable font, the phrase pops against the sleek white ceramic. Whether you're sipping espresso or a frothy latte, this mug makes a statement — and let’s be honest, it's pretty much your coffee-fueled personality in cup form.
It’s the kind of mug that earns a chuckle across the kitchen table or starts a conversation during Zoom calls. Not only does it reflect your love for humor and caffeine — it also makes emotional budgeting way more relatable.
🧼 Function Meets Funny
Let’s talk functionality. Thankfully, this mug is more than just a funny phrase. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, which means it keeps up with your busiest mornings and laziest evenings. No stressing about reheating that third cup or washing it by hand — which, let’s face it, is its own kind of therapy.
It’s sturdy, comfortable to hold, and fits right under your Keurig or French press spout. Pretty much checks all the boxes for your go-to mug.
💡 Final Thoughts
If humor is your coping mechanism and coffee is your daily ritual, the Therapy’s Expensive Mug hits all the right notes. It's witty, well-made, and 100% honest — kind of like your favorite friend. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it all to yourself, it’s a small reminder that sometimes a hot drink and a little laughter really are the best medicine.
Because let’s be honest… a good cup of coffee costs less than a co-pay.